livelifeonlegendary:

Portal makes me so happy that I might cry.

deepchrome:

SHODAN says hi.
In a manner she’s learned from Goggles: the double middle finger.
She’s had a bad day. The Overlord decided to send her another charming warming message about her “anger management issues.” And then she got a string of really irritating calls for her IT work from equally exasperating humans. 
So well, middle finger greeting it is. Because hey, nothing beats insulting insects, and annoying robots right out of the gate. XD

deepchrome:

SHODAN says hi.

In a manner she’s learned from Goggles: the double middle finger.

She’s had a bad day. The Overlord decided to send her another charming warming message about her “anger management issues.” And then she got a string of really irritating calls for her IT work from equally exasperating humans. 

So well, middle finger greeting it is. Because hey, nothing beats insulting insects, and annoying robots right out of the gate. XD

i love that whenever i go to your page im greeted with a bunch of daves and aaaaaaaa 2 handsome 4 me

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

afdfghj, you’re welcome~

AAAAAAAAA AND UR 2 CUTE 4 ME

NAAHHH YER TO CUTE 4 MEH

YNYNYNYNYNYNNNNNN

UUWUUWUWUWU

ALSO HOW R U?

IM GOOD LOOKIN UP PICS OF KEIR ON GOOGLE HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD ASWELL JUST HAD BREAKFAST

NICE I POSTED SOME PICS

I WILL GO LOOK ALSO IDK HOW LONG I CAN STAY ON SORRY IM LATE AFDGH >,<

ITS ALRIGHT

IMAGNE INDIAN HAL HAVING A REAL INDIAN HOUSE AND STUFF AND INDIAN RITUALS AND DAVE ALL CONFUSED BY THEM

YES HAL INVITES HIM OVER AND TEACHES HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING

AND TYHEY HAVE LITTLE INDIAN FOOD THINGIES AND HAL CAN SPEAK INDIAN AND DAVE TRIES TO LEARN INDIAN FOR HAL AND HE FAILS BUT HALS LIKE DAWWW

HAL SAYS DIRTY THINGS AND TALKS ABOUT DAVE IN INDIAN

HEHEHE yessss

HEY LIL ASTRONAUT LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

me waitin for u to come online
—-
frgthyjukilfasd
you know how glad I am that you wait for me ;;;;;;w;;; you totaly make my day

awww i’d wait for u anytime anyday

aaaaaaaaaahhhh
I;d do the same for you, really….if…my parents didn’t turn the wifi off *eyetwitch*

u gotta find a way so they stop

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

me waitin for u to come online

—-

frgthyjukilfasd

you know how glad I am that you wait for me ;;;;;;w;;; you totaly make my day

awww i’d wait for u anytime anyday

aaaaaaaaaahhhh

I;d do the same for you, really….if…my parents didn’t turn the wifi off *eyetwitch*

u gotta find a way so they stop

demi-bowman:

me waitin for u to come online
—-
frgthyjukilfasd
you know how glad I am that you wait for me ;;;;;;w;;; you totaly make my day

awww i&#8217;d wait for u anytime anyday

demi-bowman:

me waitin for u to come online

—-

frgthyjukilfasd

you know how glad I am that you wait for me ;;;;;;w;;; you totaly make my day

awww i’d wait for u anytime anyday

i love that whenever i go to your page im greeted with a bunch of daves and aaaaaaaa 2 handsome 4 me

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

afdfghj, you’re welcome~

AAAAAAAAA AND UR 2 CUTE 4 ME

NAAHHH YER TO CUTE 4 MEH

YNYNYNYNYNYNNNNNN

UUWUUWUWUWU

ALSO HOW R U?

IM GOOD LOOKIN UP PICS OF KEIR ON GOOGLE HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD ASWELL JUST HAD BREAKFAST

NICE I POSTED SOME PICS

I WILL GO LOOK ALSO IDK HOW LONG I CAN STAY ON SORRY IM LATE AFDGH >,<

ITS ALRIGHT

IMAGNE INDIAN HAL HAVING A REAL INDIAN HOUSE AND STUFF AND INDIAN RITUALS AND DAVE ALL CONFUSED BY THEM

YES HAL INVITES HIM OVER AND TEACHES HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING

AND TYHEY HAVE LITTLE INDIAN FOOD THINGIES AND HAL CAN SPEAK INDIAN AND DAVE TRIES TO LEARN INDIAN FOR HAL AND HE FAILS BUT HALS LIKE DAWWW

HAL SAYS DIRTY THINGS AND TALKS ABOUT DAVE IN INDIAN

enjoy the link i sent you
REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK
i love that whenever i go to your page im greeted with a bunch of daves and aaaaaaaa 2 handsome 4 me

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

thegreathal-9000:

demi-bowman:

afdfghj, you’re welcome~

AAAAAAAAA AND UR 2 CUTE 4 ME

NAAHHH YER TO CUTE 4 MEH

YNYNYNYNYNYNNNNNN

UUWUUWUWUWU

ALSO HOW R U?

IM GOOD LOOKIN UP PICS OF KEIR ON GOOGLE HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD ASWELL JUST HAD BREAKFAST

NICE I POSTED SOME PICS

I WILL GO LOOK ALSO IDK HOW LONG I CAN STAY ON SORRY IM LATE AFDGH >,<

ITS ALRIGHT

IMAGNE INDIAN HAL HAVING A REAL INDIAN HOUSE AND STUFF AND INDIAN RITUALS AND DAVE ALL CONFUSED BY THEM

YES HAL INVITES HIM OVER AND TEACHES HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING

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